Understand the joke of life

　　Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a bath when a small piece of soap, his mother Huanghuangzhangzhang to call the family doctor for help. Yeoh said: "I have several patients, it may take half an hour to drive past." Xiao Ming mother said: "In the past you before, I do» "The doctor said:" Xiaoming drink a cup of water, and then Forced jump jump, you can let Xiaoming bubble blown by mouth of the pass time. " -- Since things have taken place, can you frankly freely face » Worry about than wide heart, Heiner Sea, is the largest. The same is the third year of primary school students, their future is when the clown with the Volunteers. Chinese teachers described as: "No Chi chest,孺子不可教也!" Foreign teachers will be said: "I hope you brought laughter to the world!" -- To define a narrow definition of success, at the request of more than encouraging, is it is you do not have the success of the reasons for it » Father and son duo to see a very luxurious imported cars. And disdain for his son's father, said: "This car's ride, stomach certain Moyouxuewen!" My father is casually replied: "the people said such things, we do not have the money in your pocket!" -- Your views on the matter, is not truly reflect the attitude of your heart » A fully loaded passenger bus along the downhill fast forward, in a closely behind to catch up with a Zheliang car. A passenger from the windows of the car Shen Chutou to the recovery of people said: "Buster! Suanla, behind you!" "I must catch up with it," this person clinched said: "I am a car The driver! " -- Some people must be very serious effort, because not doing so, the consequences will be very sad! But also because we must go all out, the potential of the unknown nature of instinct and will eventually fully demonstrated. The little boy asked his father: "is not the father of her son know better than to do much more» "Dad answered:" Of course! "" Who invented the Electric »" "Edison" he said. "Edison that the father of how Did not invent Electric »"